My Personal Collection of "Top Five..." Lists: Part 1

Nearly everything is linked. Click them to see things that aren't here.

Top Five Movies One Must See (and enjoy) Before I Can Consider Them "Properly Exposed:"

5. Kung Pow
4. Clerks
3. Contact
2. Glory Daze
1. Napoleon Dynamite

Top Five Artists/Songs Everyone Must Be Familiar With:

5. Mr. Bungle - The Girls Of Porn
4. Jamiroquai - Canned Heat
3. Traditional Irish Folk - Finnigan's Wake - listen to the song playing on that site.
2. Klaus Badelt - Barbossa is Hungry - There's a track listing to the left with audio samples.
1. The Doors - Hyacinth House

Top Five Websites To Visit Daily

5. ArsTechnica
4. MSNBC.com
3. memepool
2. Google - search for a new topic everyday, and learn something new goddamnit.
1. SomethingAwful

Top Five Non-Alcoholic Beverages

5. Wild Cherry Capri Sun
4. Bellini Iced Tea
3. Mountain Dew
2. Water
1. Mountain Dew again

Top Five Alcoholic Beverages

5. Samuel Adams Pale Ale
4. Power Drill (vodka and ruby red grape fruit juice)
3. Gin and Tonic
2. George Killian's Irish Red
1. Rain Vodka

Top Five Books Everyone Should Read

5. Hyperspace by Michio Kaku
4. The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
3. Alpha and Omega by Charles Seife
2. Poetry of the Universe by Robert Osserman
1. The Long Hard Road Out of Hell by Brian Warner aka Marilyn Manson



Well, chums, that's all for this installment. Come back next time when we try to submerge Saturn in a very Large bathtub.